Congratulations are in order for Old Guy and Roommate #2. After three arduous years, they've finally graduated from NYU Law and will begin what surely will be illustrious careers at major NYC law firms.
I welcome them to the real world, a wonderful place where people are worked long hours for very little pay. My old college roommate, The Actor, summed up our existence perfectly. He was filming Gracie, and he said, "I just worked my first five-day week ever. Now I know why you people look forward to the weekend so much."