I had originally planned on partaking in this debauchery until my buddy, the Turkey Burger (so-named because he has a phenomenal turkey burger recipe), informed me that March 7 also happens to be National Cereal Day. The Turkey Burger, along with the HGOC, is one of the founding fathers of [me] & goji. He said he's going to be in Union Square that afternoon doing a promotion and requested some help. As a big supporter of [me] and goji, I immediately obliged. (FYI - I finally received my free tube for the "Nuts in Your Mouth" post. I named it "Hottest Goji on Campus." And as the HGOC mentioned in the comments section of that post, the coupon code was delivered exactly three months after it went live.)
You may be asking yourself, "Why would he skip Hoboken St. Patrick's Day to do a cereal promotion in Union Square?" To get to the first reason behind my decision, let's take a moment to dissect my opening paragraph. Here is a list of things I mentioned:
- White people (Just kidding! Not! Errrr, I mean...Asian, Latin, and then everything else. Remember?)
The second reason I'm choosing Union Square and cereal over Hoboken is that I get to wear the Mr. Goji costume, which is pictured above. So come out. It'll be awesome! I'll even be with some white people.