In honor of my friend, Schwalms, who loves holding hands* with her boyfriend, this week’s video is “Caribbean Queen” by
Why does Schwalms get the prestigious honor of having a blog devoted to her? Well, I’m in agreement with Billy—she’s simply awesome. And I’m in love…I mean, she hits the quarter century mark tomorrow. It’s only right that The Dirty Burrito acknowledges the fact that she’s getting super old.
But in all seriousness, as they say in my country — ¡Feliz Cumpleaños!
*Again, as I mentioned in my Grooming post, “holding hands” isn’t code for anything. They just really enjoy holding hands.