I just want to quickly summarize the trials and tribulations of the Hogan clan:
- Nick is in jail for being a dumbass and seems to be without remorse
- Linda, who is 48, is dating a 19-year-old
- Linda wants Hulk jailed because of a financial dispute over a Las Vegas condo
- Hulk is dating a woman who looks exactly like his daughter, Brooke
- Hulk likes to rub tanning oil on his daughter's ass and her inner thighs
- Brooke thinks she can have a music career
I apologize for all the links. I just want to give due props to CNN & WWTDD, who have been giving me up-to-the-minute news on the Hogan family.