This should be an enormous boost to the Asian community, which has been suffering ever since Sam’s Club put a ceiling on rice purchases. The most affected demographic groups appear to be teens through young adults, who should finally feel vindicated for all those years of speaking and pretending like they were black.
Another big winner is the black community, which has been reeling ever since Status Quo ignominiously got served by JabbaWockeeZ on the last season of America’s Best Dance Crew. With this reclassification, there’s no need to argue about whether Asians or blacks are the best dancers—everyone wins. (Except white people. If there is one thing we agreed upon before the reclassification, it's that white folks can't dance.)
(Shoutout to the Asian Sensation for alerting me to the story. And just in case you were wondering, I have some Chinese in me. Holla!)