Next, we headed to The Grove, where our behavior got extremely questionable. We visited a variety of stores and tried everything from Hugo Boss hot pants to tight khaki shorts at Banana Republic, and we definitely hung out in the dressing room to critique each other on the merits of each item of clothing.
"Why would you ever get Ferrari shoes? Either you own a Ferrari, so don't fucking get Ferrari shoes, or you don't own a Ferrari, so don't fucking get Ferrari shoes."
Later on in the night, he sat in the chair behind me and started hitting on a girl in our group. I tried to eavesdrop to get a sense of the Miz's game, but I couldn't hear over the music. Once he left, I followed up with the girl to find out more about the Miz. Apparently, he is very nice and didn't actually talk about his Real World career at all. He eventually offered her his number, which she politely accepted. However, when she tried entering it into her phone as "Mike," he requested that she put it in as "Miz." You gotta love the LA experience.