Thursday, May 22, 2008
That's all I have to say. I had to stop working just to let the world know how much I love the song.
And because I love you:
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
On another note, the Champions League final between Chelsea and Manchester United is today at 2pm. I’ve included a picture of Cheryl Tweedy as an attempt to curse Ashley Cole. Really, why would he ever cheat on such a beautif…mmmmm that ice cream looks tasty.
Friday, May 16, 2008
I blame this one on Mutt. Shania probably got sick of being married to a photograph (Get it? Because he produced Def Leppard. I’m so witty.). Whenever he was mentioned on a VH1 Behind the Music (and he was mentioned a lot because he produced everyone), all they’d show is the picture I’ve posted. He was like the Wizard of Oz of music production.
Thursday, May 15, 2008
The Dirty Burrito is extremely grateful to everyone who has already contributed. Due to a few completely random donation amounts, I am only $44 away from my goal of $500.
However, I am a big fan of exceeding expectations. For the next month, I will be rocking and running so I can achieve my goal of finishing the race in 24 minutes. I hope you’ll help me achieve and surpass my fundraising goal (the government wants you to use those stimulus checks).
And if you’re wondering why you should donate to The Dirty Burrito, I will give you a reason. In addition to the awesome, animated thank you E-card (Asians do things electronically), I will make a cameo appearance at an event of each donor. I’m told that I’m a lot of fun and only minimally sketchy, so it should be a good time. It’s a win-win for everyone.
Here is the link to my personal page. Also, if you are in the NYC area and want to join Team Burrito, let me know. We can make T-shirts.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
"Never Gonna Give You Up" is one of the great hits of our time, and I just can't believe that people want to make fun of it. The man let it all out--through his lyrics, through his voice and most importantly through his dancing. I'll admit the dancing isn't "great" in the contemporary sense of the word. But it wasn't until *NSYNC picked up Lance Bass that the music industry thought it would be good to teach white people how to dance. You can't blame Rick for being ahead of his time.
Lastly, I always liked this song. It reminds me of my youth. I never thought it was funny. I just always thought it was awesome. There's nothing funny about a phenomenal song that makes me think good things about my youth.
Thursday, May 08, 2008
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Get in touch if you care to join. I can guarantee it will be fun, and it will be safe. As you can see from the picture above, the HGOC wears protection at all times—even on his head at bars. (Another thing you'll note from the picture is that The Dirty Burrito is poor with Photoshop.)
And as bonuses, Powers and The Swede will also join the action. Actually, Powers will be in attendance, but The Swede’s presence depends on whether he’s making candy fish, assembling cheap furniture or brewing overpriced coffee.
I’ll be at S Bar on Wednesday night. Maybe the gang will be there.
Monday, May 05, 2008
Yes-he is a rock star. I understand that is hot. Trust me, I'd love to be one. However, the man looks like Sideshow Bob and he dated the two most attractive women on one of the most popular sitcoms on television. And those two women are best friends in real life. He managed to get them to break the "I won't date my best friend's ex" rule.
I want to say that Adam Duritz is a genius or a conquerer of women, but I can't look at him and seriously come to that conclusion. Only if I ever meet him will I ever truly be able to determine his prowess with women.