“This is the first time I've seen this bookmark.”
“I don't remember giving any bookmark to you.”
“That is sooo not me.”
“I remember everything that I ever gave anybody, and I didn't give that bookmark to you.”
Laughing hysterically and after successfully making my case for why no one else could’ve ever given that bookmark to me, I said “Keep on talking. You’ll just give me more material to put on my blog.”
At that point she continued her laughter and gave one more denial, to which I responded, “Whatever.”
And I quickly opened up a Google document so I could write down every comment I could remember.