Below are the statements (verbatim) written on the front of the bookmark. They explain everything.
The parents of my girlfriend place their trust in me. I will not violate it.
I will respect my girlfriend as I expect other men to respect my sister.
I will respect womanhood because my mother is a woman: I will ask my girlfriend to do nothing that I would be ashamed of if my mother found out.
My girlfriend has given me the honor and pleasure of her company. It is wrong for me to expect more in payment for this date.
My girlfriend will be a wife and mother some day. She must be an example to her children and the pride of her husband. I will help her to be as pure and decent as I want my own wife to be.
Manhood means strength of character as well as body. Lack of self-control is a sign of weakness. I want my girlfriend to know I am manly.
God is everywhere, sees everything, knows everything. Darkness may hide me from people, but it cannot hide me from God.
If through my lack of self-control, I should get a girl pregnant, I will not put pressure on her to kill our unborn child.
I never threw this away because it is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. I laugh each time I read it. These are the types of things you only get as the oldest child. I know El Grande Burrito (aka my younger brother) didn’t get one of these. Check out the pic above. It’s not only a literary masterpiece, but a visual wonder as well.