I was watching some Champions League futbol, and I got to thinking about the World Cup. My friends and I were debating who would win. We decided the Brazilian national team would have to go on a coke bender before each game if a country other then them are going to win.
Personally, I hope the United States wins the World Cup. Why? Do I all of a sudden have all this American futbol pride? Absolutely not. I just want them to win to piss of the rest of the world because nobody in the United States is going to give a damn. If you win the World Cup in any other country, you’re a national hero forever. You could die the next day and your life would be complete. If the United States wins the World Cup, they might mention it after a story about a Bonds home run or Kobe Bryant scoring 60 points.
In conclusion, I want the United States to win the World Cup so that the entire world will be pissed off at us for something other than Iraq and G-Dub. (Ending sidenote: My least favorite chant in the entire world is when crowds start chanting “U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!” In fact, I’m adding it to my Top 5 Things I Hate in Life.)